Chemo Limo

[Verse 1] I had a dream Crispy, crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and Baby-sat all four of my kids Then, in my dream I told the doctor off He said, "If you don't want to do it Then you don't have to do it" He said the truth is You'll be okay, anyway [Verse 2] Then, in my dream Crispy, crispy Benjamin Franklin and the doctor Went and had a talk with my boss Something about insurance policies They kept the door closed at all times I couldn't hear or see When they came out they said "You'll be okay, anyway" And I smiled 'cause I'd known it all the while [Chorus] No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you I ain't about to pay for this shit I can afford chemo, like I couldn't afford a limo And on any given day I'd rather ride a limousine No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you I ain't about to die like this I can afford chemo, like I couldn't afford a limo And besides this shit is making me tired It's making me tired It's making me tired You know I plan to retire some day But mama gonna go out in style Go out in style This shit is making me tired It's making me tired It's making me tired Mama gonna go out in style Go out in style [Verse 3] When I woke up The kids were being quiet I knew it was a dream right away I called the limousine company Then I got dressed I dressed the kids as well The limousine pulled in, and we piled in The doctor he asked Which way we were headed I said "Sir, let's just go west", and he listened obediently [Bridge] Sophie only wanted to listen to radio BBC Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me All about the meanies Jacqueline was being such a big girl With her cup of tea looking out of the window And Barbara She looks just like my mom Oh my God, Barbara She looks so much like my mom [Chorus] No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you I ain't about to pay for this shit I can afford chemo like I couldn't afford a limo And on any given day I'd rather ride a limousine No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you I ain't about to die like this I can afford chemo like I couldn't afford a limo And besides this shit is making me tired It's making me tired It's making me tired You know I plan to retire some day But mama gonna go out in style Go out in style This shit is making me tired It's making me tired It's making me tired Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style Style, style, style, style Style, style, style, style [Verse 4] I had a dream Crispy, crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and Baby-sat all four of my kids I had a dream Crispy, crispy Benjamin Franklin came over and Baby-sat all four of my kids [Bridge] Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me All about the meanies Jacqueline was being such a big girl With her cup of tea looking out of the window And Barbara She looks just like my mom Oh my God, Barbara She looks so much like my mom [Outro] Oh my Barbara She looks so much just like my mom