Are U Being Served?

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Ground floor: perfumery Stationery and leather goods Wigs and haberdashery Kitchenware and food Going second floor: carpets Travel goods and beddings Materials and soft furnishing Restaurant and Ground floor: perfumery Stationery and leather goods Wigs and haberdashery Kitchenware and food Going first floor: telephones Gents' ready-made suits Shirts, socks, ties, hats Underwear and shoes Going up [Instrumental Solo] [Outro] (Well, you've all done very well and it's time you all went home)