[Verse 1]
This is my pretend friend, treat him with kindness
Take her wherever I go just so there's someone I know
He's made of plastic so she won't talk back
He is a good friend because she's pretend
[Chorus]
Pretend
[Verse 2]
This is my pretend friend, she is my witness
He's filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts
He'll talk for hours, he never sours
He is a good friend, she doesn't offend
[Chorus]
Oh, offend
Doesn't offend
[Verse 3]
This is my pretend friend, she fakes it so well
I fuck him every night and brag about it
But then it's quite true that I don't like you
You are a good friend because you're pretend
[Chorus]
Pretend
Pretend
Pretend
Pretend
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