Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin - Acoustic Version

Soft little body, swollen by the sun Waiting for the break that he knows will never come Four brittle limbs weak from under-use And a head full of words Long green hair, funny looking dude Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude And at first impression he must seem kind of rude But he does his best, yeah Anyway... I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo I'm walking home beside you Your hair is long and blonde And your eyes are both bright blue I want to be just like you in all I do Jimmy got drunk on his way to class Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs "There was nothing for it" Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one Took him to her room and had a little fun She's wearing out her voice telling everyone And you can't ignore it Anyway Anyway Anyway... I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo I'm walking home beside you Hair is long and blonde And your eyes are both bright blue I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo A really cool tattoo... A really cool tattoo... A really cool tattoo... Don't take it so hard (A really cool tattoo...) Don't take it so hard (A really cool tattoo...) Don't take it so (A really cool tattoo...) Don't take it to heart (A really cool tattoo...) Don't take it... Don't take it so hard Don't take it so hard It is only 'cause I like you You are everything I wish I could be Maybe if I'm like you Baby, would you like me? You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool You are dressed like a deadly lethal ninja assassin - All in black... (Woo!) I want to be just like you Yeah I want to be just like you Yeah I want to be just like you Yeah I want to be just like you Yeah And I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo And I want to be just like you Get myself a job and a ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh