Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin - Acoustic Version

Soft little body, swollen by the sun

Waiting for the break that he knows will never come

Four brittle limbs weak from under-use

And a head full of words

Long green hair, funny looking dude

Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude

And at first impression he must seem kind of rude

But he does his best, yeah

Anyway...

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home beside you

Your hair is long and blonde

And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be just like you in all I do

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class

Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass

And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs

"There was nothing for it"

Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one

Took him to her room and had a little fun

She's wearing out her voice telling everyone

And you can't ignore it

Anyway

Anyway

Anyway...

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home beside you

Hair is long and blonde

And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

A really cool tattoo...

A really cool tattoo...

A really cool tattoo...

Don't take it so hard

(A really cool tattoo...)

Don't take it so hard

(A really cool tattoo...)

Don't take it so

(A really cool tattoo...)

Don't take it to heart

(A really cool tattoo...)

Don't take it...

Don't take it so hard

Don't take it so hard

It is only 'cause I like you

You are everything I wish I could be

Maybe if I'm like you

Baby, would you like me?

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're dressed like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You are dressed like a deadly lethal ninja assassin -

All in black...

(Woo!)

I want to be just like you

Yeah

I want to be just like you

Yeah

I want to be just like you

Yeah

I want to be just like you

Yeah

And I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

And I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a ahhhhh!

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhh