Guitar Heroes

[Verse 1] Oh, I can't go out with my friends on a Saturday night My guitar's like a woman and you know I got to treat her right I've got to practice all night and day I've got to play the way my heroes play I gotta learn how to do it the Django way [Guitar Solo: Melodie au Crépuscle] [Verse 2] Oh, my teacher says they're gonna kick me out of school 'Cause I'm nothin' but a bebop, twang-headed rock and roll fool If I don't do my homework, I've got to go They can't teach me what I got to know How do I make my guitar sound like Les Paul? [Guitar Solo: Caravan] [Verse 3] I'll do the washing up later, let me practice if I choose But how does Chuck Berry make it bounce right out of those grooves? [Guitar Solo: Brenda Lee] [Verse 4] My girlfriend says she's gonna dump me any day soon If I don't stop strummin' my guitar and get out of my room If I don't get a life, she's gonna look elsewhere She says there's some normal boys out there I said, I'll catch you up when I've cracked this James Burton tune [Guitar Solo: Susie-Q] [Verse 5] My mum and dad say they're gonna put me out on the street I'm excommunicated till I get a job and get on my feet They say I'm not making a contribution But I'm still searching for a musical solution I've gotta know how The Shadows get that beat [Guitar Solo: FBI] [Verse 6] Well, I played and I played until my fingers bled I shut out all the voices but the voice in my head Now I stand on the stage and I do my stuff And maybe it's good, but it's never good enough To tell you the truth, and I always hid it— I still don't know how my heroes did it I still don't know how my heroes did it [Chorus] Guitar heroes Guitar heroes Guitar heroes Guitar heroes (Woah) [Instrumental Outro]