Patty Don't You Put Me Down

[Verse 1] Patty, don't ya tell me one thing and change your mind We might be in bed together but the deal's not signed They say you collect shrunken heads, would you like to have mine? [Chorus] Oh Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Oh Patty, don't ya put me down Don't color me cruel Don't color me cruel [Verse 2] You're so used to skimming the ace and palming the jack The right hand giving and the left hand taking it back At society functions they probably give you more slack [Chorus] Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Hey Patty, don't ya put me down Don't color me cruel Don't color me cruel [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] You can stamp all you want, but this ain't television I can't fix it all with a small incision It's a meltdown you're having, not nuclear fission There's no room service at the seaman's mission [Verse 3] In your ten watt world it's beyond any pleasure ya know To stick your fingers in the socket and give yourself a glow Keep that up and they might make you part of the show [Chorus] Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Oh Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Patty, don't ya put me down Don't color me cruel Don't color me cruel Don't color me cruel