Move Me

[Verse 1] It's obvious darlin' You've become allergic to me Are my trousers too wide? Do I drink and get mean? Is my demeanor that embarrassing? Are my jokes obsolete? Or is it my sweat that's no longer sweet? I work hard in the factory To keep you in luxury To which you've grown accustomed and you love Lately you don't light my fuse Is my fan belt coming loose? Punch me in the Bible baby please [Chorus] Move me, move me, move me when I'm home Why don't you move me, move me? Move me when I'm home [Verse 2] Sometimes, baby, I awake in the night I reach out to touch you But I'm scared you might bite A little emotion wouldn't be out of place Wake up and love me put a smile on my face Otis Redding said it best, "Try a little tenderness" Aretha wanted more "respect" Give me just a little touch That ain't really asking much Your dog gets more attention than I do [Chorus] Move me, move me, move me when I'm home Come on and move me, move me, move me when I'm home [Verse 3] Sometimes I wonder if you'll miss me at all Emotionally independent, as hard as a wall You're so wrapped up in your own little world Your old time religion is your lunch with the girls When I'm standing next to you even in a crowd I might as well be on another planet Tell me what I've done to you to justify this ridicule If it's over why don't we forget it? [Chorus] Move me, soothe me, move me, rock me Move me when I'm home Why don't you move me, love me, move me, rock me? Move me when I'm home Why don't you rock me, move me, love me, soothe me? Move me when I'm home Why don't you rock me, rock me, move me, soothe me? Soothe me when I'm home