...A brief intermission (skit)

[Skit] And now for a brief intermission, feel free to: Smoke some weed Do some coke Drink some Henny Go to the strip club You can tip a bitch Um, get your money from your whores You can read a book You can, um, drink a beer People in the hood don't drink beers anymore. They haven't drank beer since the 70s. And get a haircut? But getting a haircut is not very gangster. Not during an intermission, you don't get a fucking haircut. You do coke, or drink a beer, or smoke weed, or fuck a bitch. You don't fucking get a haircut. And haircut takes 4 hours. Choke a bitch? Okay, yeah, but choke a bitch is kinda 2005