...A brief intermission (skit)

[Skit]

And now for a brief intermission, feel free to:

Smoke some weed

Do some coke

Drink some Henny

Go to the strip club

You can tip a bitch

Um, get your money from your whores

You can read a book

You can, um, drink a beer

People in the hood don't drink beers anymore. They haven't drank beer since the 70s. And get a haircut? But getting a haircut is not very gangster. Not during an intermission, you don't get a fucking haircut. You do coke, or drink a beer, or smoke weed, or fuck a bitch. You don't fucking get a haircut. And haircut takes 4 hours. Choke a bitch? Okay, yeah, but choke a bitch is kinda 2005