One Man Guy

[Verse 1] People will know when they see this show The kind of a guy I am They'll recognize just what I stand for And what I just can't stand They'll perceive what I believe in And what I know is true They'll recognize I'm a one man guy Always was through and through [Verse 2] People meditate, hey, that's just great Trying to find the inner you People depend on family and friends And other folks to pull them through I don't know why I'm a one man guy Or why I'm a one man show But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat Are all I love and know [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the mornin' Same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune One man guy One man guy Only kinda guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me [Verse 3] I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself And eat solo every night Unplug the phone Sleep alone Stay way out of sight Sure it's kinda lonely Yeah it's sort of sick Bein' your own one and only Is a dirty selfish trick [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a one man guy in the mornin' Same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune One man guy One man guy Only kinda guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me