One Man Guy

[Verse 1]

People will know when they see this show

The kind of a guy I am

They'll recognize just what I stand for

And what I just can't stand

They'll perceive what I believe in

And what I know is true

They'll recognize I'm a one man guy

Always was through and through

[Verse 2]

People meditate, hey, that's just great

Trying to find the inner you

People depend on family and friends

And other folks to pull them through

I don't know why I'm a one man guy

Or why I'm a one man show

But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat

Are all I love and know

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm a one man guy in the mornin'

Same in the afternoon

One man guy when the sun goes down

I whistle me a one man tune

One man guy

One man guy

Only kinda guy to be

I'm a one man guy

I'm a one man guy

I'm a one man guy is me

[Verse 3]

I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself

And eat solo every night

Unplug the phone

Sleep alone

Stay way out of sight

Sure it's kinda lonely

Yeah it's sort of sick

Bein' your own one and only

Is a dirty selfish trick

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm a one man guy in the mornin'

Same in the afternoon

One man guy when the sun goes down

I whistle me a one man tune

One man guy

One man guy

Only kinda guy to be

I'm a one man guy

I'm a one man guy

I'm a one man guy is me