[Intro: Freshy Kanal]
We eatin' fresh
[Verse 1: Wizard (Rustage)]
See it in my spells, in my magic (Magic)
Only got the crown if it's madness (Madness)
Big dice, yeah, we doing big damage (Yeah, ayy)
Spit ice while they only spit cantrips (Yeah, yeah, ayy)
Devastation, they set aflame, call it evocation
Every spell I'm making intelligent mods, that's education
Better test my patience, I'm sendin' storms, check the weather station
Man need restoration, they're beggin' me 'til I еnd duration
Act like magic missile, I'm nevеr missing a target
I be splittin' fissures, and always roll with advantage
Power words I'm spittin', and they be dearly departed
Blasted, sun 'em, so I light 'em in the darkness
Time stop, they be failin' checks until their mind's gone
See them pointing fingers but my fingers turn their lights off
My god, transmutating gold until the price drops
Milestones I'm hittin', you're not on the level I'm on
[Verse 2: Sorcerer (TheManBeHisLa)]
Not with the wizards or bards, perusin' departs by books
Movin' mana through my charm, aura farmin' and looks
Couldn't chart up every heart that I took, it's an art, really
Depart villains, lighting a spark to the darkness afoot
I blast through 'em all, and if the pack's ever attacking with disadvantage
Restore balance, a bastion of law
Tasked with the strongest class to pick, it's in my opinion
Clear as glass if you're to ask who's the best of 'em all
Get it right, a left-handed child's compelled to fight
My magic's the meta like brawl meta or a Mega Knight
They're dead on sight if the god of hope is catching the fade
What's malevolent to the strongest sorcerers of today?
[Verse 3: Warlock (Drip$tick)]
(Woah) Who said my magic wouldn't go hard?
No rookie on par, hit 'em while I'm stood from afar
It's Warlock, I'm locked in, you shouldn't have sparred
Like Pokémon, I get the pack, then we pullin' his card
Single target, so I'm aimin' right
Takin' his life off a dice-roll, playin' precise
Oh, he dissin'? Dream visions, he wakin' at night
I got a patron on me, but who is payin' the price?
And you know my fiends might pop-up, catch you
T-Bell, how these beam's 'boutta Baja Blast you
Bada-bing-boom right at your castle
I'm elite, tryna stop me's a hassle
Pop a heal before I'm bombin' the battle
(Drip) Okay
[Verse 4: Rogue (Connor Quest!)]
This flow was written while serving time in a gnomish prison
No one did a check, so didn't clock for that he was known for picking locks
Like a ghost, he disappeared, but not before the throats were slit
The evidence disposed and hidden, left and done with no suspicion
No magician, but my sleight of hand can earn me diamonds
Slow incision, curve the knife in, so efficient, perfect timing
Light on his feet, so, obviously, on a verse, he's gliding
Murder on the mind or in the mines, whatever works at the time
Don't keep your purse in my sight, might find it curiously light
Slippin' into the shadows, I'm just a blur in your eyes
The little bump and slight sound you barely heard in the night
Got sharp wits, and an even sharper dirge at my side
[Verse 5: Fighter (Shao Dow)]
You think I'm basic? Then come say it to my face
You're in my range, I swing a blade
There's no place that'll make you safe
Throw a mace, a bow, a dagger, or just catch 'em with the fade
When I throw, you die, that's just a role you'll hold within your grave, ah
More attacks, more ability scores
Check my strength, I stacked the dex so my agility's pure
And murder hobo's just a mode I've got affinity for
I'm on a mission, so I crit 'em then I hit 'em some more
Level eight with three feats, I got a third leg
Use my second wind, I'm hard-boiled more than a burned egg
Action surge, a list to hurt until my turn ends
Took a multiclass in spellcastin', I can make sure that you learn death
[Verse 6: Barbarian (DizzyEight)]
Just the bar bearin' barbarian in your area
I bury, he would think you can bare it? Then start wearin' him
Dawg'll get kicked with an arsenal, got a myriad
Big club, he shall see if I get serious
Hard body, I'm bulletproof, armor is Teflon
Big stepper, I level up and y'all gettin' stepped on
Sleepin' on me, and the ground is what he get slept on
If I step up, then it's game over, DEFCON
Original crashout with the axe out
Everybody around get slashed out if I lash out
Bad bout for anyone thinkin' they want a clash route
Watch how the weak end, I'm lettin' class out
[Verse 7: Monk (Ham Sandwich)]
Ayy (Ayy), if you ain't talk about no monetary (Huh?)
Then you can go and get the fuck up out the monastery (Get out)
That staff in your hand just can't compare to what I'ma carry (The whole team)
Put 'em on my back like a dromedary (Yessir)
(And you can find me) Playin' solitaire, I'm a solitary
Probably ballin' harder than Halle Berry in Gotham, hear me?
(Wait, what did you just say?) Stunnin' strike, cut off his commentary
Evasive maneuver, how I'm movin', lookin' involuntarily (Yes)
Drunken master swayin' from side to side
This flurry of blows hittin' him right between his silent eyes
Yeah, fresh out the temple with my foot up on his temple
It's a jungle out there, the Monk's essential
[Verse 8: Paladin (Aerial Ace)]
D&D, the Paladin
We could play a game of horse, I can send you travelin'
I don't give a damn 'bout what you master, I'm the jack of all trades
Kickin' class to them, I question yo establishment, you better make the right move
Let's play god, you think you run the world, boy? I can smite too
Snake eyes, you squares been out of luck, don't roll the dice, dude
I can map out ya birthright with these knight shoes
Draggin' up out a suit of kaiju
Chivalry is dead, we ain't civil, this the martial law
Buddy think he phase, he look crazy talkin' to a wall
Life of the party, you gon' feel it when I'm carted off
'Til the game ends, I'm started off
Come on, let's work
[Verse 9: Cleric (Geno Five)]
Know your roll, what's gettin' cast today?
Who else you know could pray at mass then makes the masses prey?
Huh, okay, look at the path I paved
Yeah, I could assist, but I'm makin' 'em pass away
Know the hands heal, but the hands kill
I see you still stand, but can you withstand steel?
I stood in place, they took the bait 'cause the man skilled
For goodness' sake, this crystal lake get your camp killed (Hey)
Divine buff like Greek gods, could freeze time
Like stopwatch, just stop, watch, and peep my
Holy aura, the holy warrior, ayy, I
Give euphoria and destroy at the same time
[Verse 10: Druid (Shwabadi)]
(Yeah) New form for the switch-up (What?)
If I bear arms, bet they can't throw their fists up
Tch, big dog think they did somethin' (What?)
Show some respect, make 'em bao like they dim sum (Woo)
What? (What?) Just call him the Druid
Whether sea, air, or land, there ain't a form I ain't fluent (Rah)
What's charisma? Don't fuck with all the talkin', just do it
But if you need a little wisdom, I come walkin' you through it
And when I see a foe, weal or woe, starry form, a seed to sow
Written in the constellations, you ain't got a bleedin' hope (Yeah, yeah)
The most versatile class, and it ain't even close (Nah)
For certain first, step in my circle, he decompose (Okay)
[Verse 11: Ranger (Anoravt)]
Hunter on her mark, keep 'em in sight
A hunger for the art of death and life
Wonder from afar, beware, I'm like
Thunder when I'm armed (Yeah, yeah), hear them quiver when my arrows strike (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Summon life, but I'm bearin' the title watcher
I keep my monsters to fight the lands so men can prosper (What?)
Sun or ice, I lie in wait for the gloom like stalkers (Yeah)
Leave them slaughtered, their bodies cold, it's the winter walker (Nah)
Wait and listen, y'all talkin' like you could make the distance (Haha)
Players missin', they crossin' off from this class decision
Drakes for minions, but optin' out 'cause the stat's a gimmick
They change the system, but glossin' over iconic fiction
[Verse 12: Bard (McGwire)]
World is my moshpit
Strapped with the lute, bitch, you better use caution
Sing 'em to a rest, get 'em pumped to keep walkin'
You runnin' outta options, let me get talkin'
(It's okay, guys, I got this)
Lights, camera, action
Passion, light a room up like magic
Passin' looks, but we makin' shit happen
Not by the book, yeah, the crowd lookin' shook
It's okay, I'll just hit 'em wit' a hook like, hey
Things are always goin' my way
My buddy here will make your shit break
Kindly get up outta my face
(Does a thirteen land?) Not even close
[Verse 13: Artificer (The Stupendium)]
Pass that spanner, grease the spools
It's PC hammer, I'll check the toolkits
Wizarding, tinkering, gears and springs
Hear the magic in the movements, fizzling
Come spar with the arcane artisan
With the masterfully crafted masterplan
I'm the seminal, alchemical miracle
My motion's perpetual, potions and sentinels
Inventor with incantations
Just one spell and a tin can's sapient
It's the tools of the trade for the dude who's tradin'
A few loose screws for a few new patents
