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[Monkey D. Luffy: Rustage]
Starting with the number one, hey
How'd a pirate get this long, hey
'Cause I ate the Gum Gum
See them run run when I hit that gun, hey
Sailing, I'm talking no breaks
When my crew's on the move as we pillage the Grand Line
Looting the treasure we can find
I'm blowing up like a landmine
Going gear second
I reckon that I'm a weapon
I'm wrecking up those who threaten
In messing with my own brethren
Stay repping, look where I'm heading
No question, the Yonkos sweating
I'm betting the words I'm yelling
I'm king and there's no forgetting
[Gon Freecss: Fabvl]
I'll jump the competition
Really, there's no contest
Channelled future Nen
And most of y'all ain't even bomb yet
It's nonsense
Pro exams completed as a child
Hisoka, I think
"Shonen Jump" is a song by Rustage, released in 2020. The song was written by BassedOlaf, Connor Quest!, Daddyphatsnaps, Diggz Da Prophecy, Divide Music, DizzyEight, Dreaded Yasuke, Eddie Rath, FabvL, FrivolousShara, GameboyJones, IBDL, None Like Joshua, Rustage, Shao Dow, Shwabadi, Zach B. It was produced by Rustage.
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These clowns are living in denial
So don't make me power up
I'll call the thunder in my right hand
If you want the strongest shonen
Then you called the right man
Treat you all like Pitou, it won't take long
Name is Gon and this time
I'mma make sure that you stay gone
[Naruto Uzumaki: None Like Joshua]
Oh, better believe it's Naruto
Who's the best hero? All of you know
I got a type of running named after me while you're slow
Can't keep up with my chakra flow
Except Hinata, I'm her ho-
Kage, all I did is call her and I told her to come over
'Cause my parents are not home
Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub
Even all my filler is so far above
When it comes to Boruto, why y'all given up
Like I did with simpin' on Sakura?
Killer B's rapping, but I get the encore
With the power that I bring, I don't really want yours
'Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more
Now you're looking at the king of this Jump Force
[Yugi Muto: Connor Quest!]
I'm a master, you be practice newbies
That's a doozy for Yami Yugi
Puzzle did something like a Hadron tunnel
'Cause now I got Atem through me
Champ of the match, see fans fawn
No matter what hand's drawn
I'm kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form
When we d-d-d-d-duel, there's sandstorms
Cards are flipping, I need an answer quick
And I might find my Dark Magician
If I wish hard and believe
Enough in the heart that's in 'em
Pull the fifth part of Exodia
Guess it all came to a head so clear
That your deck's gonna get X'd, oh dear
[Asta Staria: Eddie Rath]
It's a tale that's tragic
Filled with the pain that's harder than plastic
Especially when you discover that you don't have it
When I started, I was less than amazing
But now that I've been chosen
By the grimoire, I'm rising to the occasion
In a blazing flame of magic
Not a wizard you joke with
This is not Gandalf the Gray, but you shall not pass
Hopeless, better be ferocious
Living in darkness, but now that I'm focused
I be thanking all my hardships
Hittin' back with that Bankai
Like it came out of the Dangai
Now I'm the fam's don guy
But you looking like that Don guy
My bars are Getsuga Tensho
But you'll know it's really over
When that black lady sings
Mach speed, blow up the moon
Now I'm making these children write essays
Coming with tentacles, teach you a lesson
In why you don't mess with the sensei
I amaze, used to be the reaper
I can turn a loser to assassin
I think I've been out of my head - gift was given
Made some poor decisions that I wish I didn't
But I'd do it again, feeling different
I was on a mission to achieve my vision
With a page and a pen - sit and listen
To the words I've written, I ain't even finished
'Til I see that they're dead, don't even try
To pretend there's no malicious intent
Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I've got
And kill anyone who is not
Just never get caught until every criminal rots
They'll consider me as a god
At whatever cost, that's how I excel
I cannot be stopped even if I fell
I'm taking 'em off, if you couldn't tell
I gave up a lot to give you this L
When I'm on the court, the enemy has got their guard up
Never gonna fall off, bet I'm gonna pop off
Way short, but I'm packing punches like a sawed-off
Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire
Don't know nada, but I'm gonna chase desire
To go farther, every jump will take me higher
They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly
Putting up points, spiking it or clearing the way
Best decoy, got a little something to say
To anyone that doubts that I'm here to stay
Only got one goal: it's to play the game
I'm the ace, you just wait
When I spike it past the net
You might take it to the face
[Izuku Midoriya: Divide Music]
Coming in with 100% of me
Just with a flick of my finger
Put you back where you're supposed to be
One For All gon' be demonstrated
Nothing better, and you should know
But I made it to the top, so
I'm climbing to great heights
With All Might at my side
Repping UA with pride, oh
[Yusuke Urameshi: GameboyJones]
Giving you the finger, spirit gun
Send you off with Botan, then you done
Hit you with the stick and I didn't need a grip
When I'm pulling from the hip, then click
In my hand that's 'bout to blow
'Cause I'm hitting you quick, fast - giving you whiplash
Wearing these spirit cuffs
You can be human or demon
'Cause honestly, I just don't give a fuck
If you're looking for the best
Just know there's no other
'Cause I'm flexing out here
Like I'm the youngest Toguro brother
[Gintoki Sakata: Shao Dow]
They call me Gintoki, slim, not stocky
Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body
Odd Job Gin, don't mess with my posse
If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry
うるせえな 'cause you're way too sloppy
Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha
Swing my sword and Amanto scatter
Tell Shinpachi we need money
Bring more trouble, we keep running
Pay rent? That's a waste of time
That weather girl, I will make her mine
You can beat me up and that's fair and fine
But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die
[Tanjiro Kamado: DizzyEight]
Slaying demons, that's what we do
Then my blade is highly lethal
If you coming at my people
Pray to God I never meet you
From that fateful day they found me
I trained hard to hone my skill
The progression so outstanding
My style like breathing water
That mean you can never drown me
I'm slicing everything around me
Listen what I've got to say
The others walked seems, now we gotta run away
Don't you talk, adults are the enemy
In my body, I won't falter
But they ain't the only monsters
Breaks the safe, strength in numbers
Now we've woken from the slumber
Never ending perfect summers
You can't help but wonder
[Soma Yukihira: Diggz Da Prophecy]
See, I'm the anime Raekwon
The chef, baby, stay calm
You can't stand the heat?
Get out the kitchen, get a day job
I take a sec, put on my band
And I'll be happy to serve
So ma, tell me what you like
The best couldn't cook it up
From the taste of my meat
[Jotaro Kujo: Dreaded Yasuke]
Don't get me mad, I'ma go fast only with jabs
Girls will simp my silhouette
I don't think it's a typo fighting with a platinum psycho
None of y'all is a threat
What you gotta say in your breath?
Better speak with a bigger chest
Now you lying down with my pet
While Iggy piss on ya neck
What you expect? Go against a vet
Better get your techs, wanna get swept
Through the complex - now, who is next?
[Bobobo: BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai]
Bobobo making the foes stare
Call me the master of nose hair
Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters
But I'm better than these guys
At screaming face to face with desk fans
Afro is full of surprises
Look at my powers immense
Bobobo, that makes no sense
Saitama, I'm coming for you
A better Super Saiyan God than Goku
[Goku (Kakarot): Daddyphatsnaps]
Oh, they went and called Kakarot
Leave 'em flat footed like
They in the gravity chamber
I'm just looking for a challenge
Can you battle me, stranger?
Shonen Legend in the Saddle
Fusion dance is always in-sync, wink
Why I'm last on the song?
'Cause when all of y'all were talking
I just formed a Spirit Bomb