IBM

[Verse 1] Your baby caught you through a complicated lie He made you think that he was actually alive You thought you fell in love with someone who cared He couldn't understand, he wasn't there He was a big black box, no teeth, no nails, no hair Well, you loved him for his sentience But now you see it is just a Pentium Oh! [Verse 2] And you wondered why he would not sleep or eat You never guessed he was just some cold machine A life's flicker from a CPU You thought that he was making eyes at you He wouldn't love you, but he said it so it must be true And one day he just shut down and died His insides were completely fried [Outro] You fell in love with an IBM Now you'll never fall in love again You fell in love with an IBM Now you'll never fall in love again