IBM

[Verse 1]

Your baby caught you through a complicated lie

He made you think that he was actually alive

You thought you fell in love with someone who cared

He couldn't understand, he wasn't there

He was a big black box, no teeth, no nails, no hair

Well, you loved him for his sentience

But now you see it is just a Pentium

Oh!

[Verse 2]

And you wondered why he would not sleep or eat

You never guessed he was just some cold machine

A life's flicker from a CPU

You thought that he was making eyes at you

He wouldn't love you, but he said it so it must be true

And one day he just shut down and died

His insides were completely fried

[Outro]

You fell in love with an IBM

Now you'll never fall in love again

You fell in love with an IBM

Now you'll never fall in love again