Walkedypants

I’m a walkedypants Brand new legs Brand new legs Movin in the breeze I’m goin to Rhode Island on vacation Can’t find a hotel on the internet Cause they haven’t built it yet Mr. Walkedypants Shake a leg, mister I been goin down to Green Bean Town on my own on the boats and I think I’m goin to date your sister Missy Missy Walkedypants Christian Slater, you did good in that movie True Romance Walkedyfacepants Gentleman walks into a bar He orders a Scotch egg Randy’s over in the corner with a Def Leppard t-shirt He says “Look at Mr. Walkedypants” “Mr. Walkedypants, fuck you” And “Fuck this ***** too, slut” If you’re gonna gamble, you gotta learn to take a chance Fuck you, Mr. Walkedypants Yeah Oh yeah