Walkedypants

I’m a walkedypants

Brand new legs

Brand new legs

Movin in the breeze

I’m goin to Rhode Island on vacation

Can’t find a hotel on the internet

Cause they haven’t built it yet

Mr. Walkedypants

Shake a leg, mister

I been goin down to Green Bean Town on my own on the boats and I think I’m goin to date your sister

Missy Missy Walkedypants

Christian Slater, you did good in that movie True Romance

Walkedyfacepants

Gentleman walks into a bar

He orders a Scotch egg

Randy’s over in the corner with a Def Leppard t-shirt

He says “Look at Mr. Walkedypants”

“Mr. Walkedypants, fuck you”

And “Fuck this ***** too, slut”

If you’re gonna gamble, you gotta learn to take a chance

Fuck you, Mr. Walkedypants

Yeah

Oh yeah