Thinking About Myself

When I cry at a movie I'm really crying by myself Only sad that lady's dying Cause I'm thinking about myself When a friend tells me their cousin Got a bad disease My first question is "What were the symptoms?" 'Cause now I'm worried about me Then I spend the next two weeks Convinced I have that exact thing 'Cause my leg feels oddly heavy Pretty sure that's how it begins Bawling on a plane watching a sports biopic I'm thinking about myself Staring in the eyes of a zoo tiger I'm thinking about myself Crying harder than anyone At a funeral for a great uncle I barely knew It's because I'm thinking about me Will I die on a toilet too? See I got a lot of feelings But the access point is me I'm probably sad for you 'Cause I'm mostly thinking about me, me Ooh, me, me Yeah [Spoken Word] The song is dedicated to you By way of me