Thinking About Myself

When I cry at a movie

I'm really crying by myself

Only sad that lady's dying

Cause I'm thinking about myself

When a friend tells me their cousin

Got a bad disease

My first question is "What were the symptoms?"

'Cause now I'm worried about me

Then I spend the next two weeks

Convinced I have that exact thing

'Cause my leg feels oddly heavy

Pretty sure that's how it begins

Bawling on a plane watching a sports biopic

I'm thinking about myself

Staring in the eyes of a zoo tiger

I'm thinking about myself

Crying harder than anyone

At a funeral for a great uncle I barely knew

It's because I'm thinking about me

Will I die on a toilet too?

See I got a lot of feelings

But the access point is me

I'm probably sad for you

'Cause I'm mostly thinking about me, me

Ooh, me, me

Yeah

[Spoken Word]

The song is dedicated to you

By way of me