NFTs

[Skit: Kyle Mooney & Kate McKinnon]

Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today

Well, it was my pleasure, Professor. It's always nice to speak to aspiring economists

Do we have time for one more question?

Hey, I don't have anywhere to be

Alright, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the Secretary of Treasury is right next to us

Uh, yes, you, young man

[Intro: Pete Davidson & Kate McKinnon]

Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside

Talkin' outside, talkin' outside

Okay, and so, what is your question?

Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside

Talkin' outside, talkin' outside

Yeah, I heard you the first time

[Verse 1: Pete Davidson]

Now, what the hell's an NFT?

Apparently, cryptocurrency

Everyone's makin' so much money

Can you please explain what's an NFT?

I said, what the hell's an NFT?

It's like real-life Monopoly

Everyone's doin' it like Gronkowski

Can you please help me make an NFT?

[Interlude: Pete Davidson, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, & Chris Redd]

Son, I didn't understand a word you just said

Hey, thanks!

That is not a compliment

Huh, I disagree

I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently—

Excuse me. I can break it down for you

I'm sorry, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?

No, but I do have pills if you need some. Anyway, the thing about NFTs is

[Verse 2: Chris Redd & Pete Davidson]

Non-fungibles

GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables

Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable

Digital images of Digimon doin' scrimmages

Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch!

Dictionary, with a pic of Fat Jerry

I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars

And now I can buy me a GIF of Peter Griffin crossin' up all-star ballers who are taller

Look at these if you please

Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese

Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter

Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner

Hey! Here's a Thanos that twerks

For twenty-four million, it could be yours

And the prices go up and down, you see

So that explains an NFT

Na na na na—

[Refrain: Kate McKinnon & Jack Harlow]

Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?

Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this

[Verse 3: Jack Harlow]

Hey, here's the thing about NFTs

It's a non-fungible token, you see

"Non-fungible" means that it's unique

There can only be one, like you and me

NFTs are insane (Insane)

Built on a blockchain (That's right)

A digital ledger of transactions

It records information on what's happenin'

When it's minted, you can sell it as art

And this concludes my rappin' part, motherf—

[Refrain: Kate McKinnon, Jack Harlow, & Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, & Jack Harlow]

Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you

You're welcome

I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come

Aw, hell yeah. No doubt

Great

[Outro: Pete Davidson]

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Nerds!