Walking in Staten

(Verse 1) [PETE] Put on my bootleg Jordans and boarded the train Touched down in the land of Colin Jost and the legendary Wu-Tang [BIG WET] Drive on by the garbage dump so big you could see it from space [PETE] Yeah, we got like 80 bagel spots and every block has a pizza place (Chorus 1) [PETE AND BIG WET] And I'm walking in Staten All the way from Stapleton to Great Kills Walking in Staten We've got a lot of cops and a ton of pills (Verse 2) [PETE] Saw the ghost of Robert Loggia and said, "From where do I know you?" He said, "I was the guy on the piano in Big" and he sparked up a major doob Security sure did smell him, and thеy said "Who the hell are you?" [PETE AND BIG WET] Man, it's Pеte and Wet, and you'd best bet that Marc Cohn's gonna sue (Spoken) [MARC] No, I don't want to be in a parody of my own song. What do you mean, I'm already in it? (Chorus 2) [PETE, BIG WET, AND MARC] And I'm walking in Staten Is this a pizza place or a bagel place? Walking in Staten It's actually a pizza place inside a bagel place (Bridge) [MARC] They've got the Verrazzano Narrows (It's actually pretty wide) [BIG WET] They've got Chris the Hobby Guy (Hey, it's Chris and Lisa! Hop in!) [PETE] And when you see wild turkeys by the hospital an alarming amount No one even bats an eye Man, it's really weird in Staten [MARC] I think this strip club used to be a McDonald's [BIG WET] And our zoo is shockingly small [PETE] Once I saw Method Man hit a hole-in-one At the Safari Mini-Golf (Rap) [METHOD MAN] Staten Island is where I'm walkin' Real is what I'm talkin' Y'all proceed with caution Don't cross this native New Yorkin' You know we Empire State We're devastatin' and awesome My Yankee hat a statement And a middle finger to Boston Not like I'm walkin' in Memphis Feel it in my britches Elvis made his little riches By stealin' from Little Richard Where I'm from we a little different We're trappin' and easy passin' Cross the Verrazzano and welcome to Staten (Verse 3) [PETE] We were drinkin' White Claws and bootlegs [MARC] And the cops challenged us to a fight [PETE] He said, "Tell me, are you Italian?" [METHOD MAN] And I said, "Man, I am tonight." (Chorus 3) [ALL] And I was walking in Staten This place is the reason I turned out weird Walking in Staten [MARC] And thanks to New Jersey, we now have deer [ALL] And we were walking in Staten Where everybody's dreams go right down the drain Walking in Staten Babies here are born with a golden chain (Spoken Outro) [PETE] Wow, look at the ocean, guys. Imagine if we could actually swim in it [MARC] What's that out in the water? [METHOD MAN] A dead body [BIG WET] Great