[Verse]
I see you dancing
Damn, you look good
I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs
I see you having sex
Damn, you look good
I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got no sexual organs
I see you defecating
Damn, you look good
I wish I could take a shit too, but I ain't got no anus
[Chorus]
I rode the bicycle of the Devil
Driving straight to Hell
The bicycle of the Devil
Will take you straight to Hell
[Verse]
I see you talking
Damn, you look good
I wish I could speak to you, but I ain't got your love
I see you flying
Damn, you look good
I wish I could fly like you, but I ain't got the drugs
I see you riding on a bicycle straight to Hell
I wish I could ride with you, ‘cause you and me and the Devil make two
[Chorus]
I rode the bicycle of the Devil
Driving straight to Hell
The bicycle of the Devil
Will take you straight to Hell
[Outro]
I see you dancing, damn you look good
(I see ya dancing, damn you look good)
I wish I could dance like that, but I can't, because I have no legs
(I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs)
I see you fucking, damn you look good
(I see ya having sex, damn you look good)
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't, because I have no penis
(I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got any sexual organs)
I see you shitting, damn you look good
I wish I could shit like that, but I can't, because I have no butthole
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