Bicycle of the Devil

[Verse]

I see you dancing

Damn, you look good

I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs

I see you having sex

Damn, you look good

I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got no sexual organs

I see you defecating

Damn, you look good

I wish I could take a shit too, but I ain't got no anus

[Chorus]

I rode the bicycle of the Devil

Driving straight to Hell

The bicycle of the Devil

Will take you straight to Hell

[Verse]

I see you talking

Damn, you look good

I wish I could speak to you, but I ain't got your love

I see you flying

Damn, you look good

I wish I could fly like you, but I ain't got the drugs

I see you riding on a bicycle straight to Hell

I wish I could ride with you, ‘cause you and me and the Devil make two

[Chorus]

I rode the bicycle of the Devil

Driving straight to Hell

The bicycle of the Devil

Will take you straight to Hell

[Outro]

I see you dancing, damn you look good

(I see ya dancing, damn you look good)

I wish I could dance like that, but I can't, because I have no legs

(I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs)

I see you fucking, damn you look good

(I see ya having sex, damn you look good)

I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't, because I have no penis

(I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got any sexual organs)

I see you shitting, damn you look good

I wish I could shit like that, but I can't, because I have no butthole