The Killer know’s really deep dirty bastards
Really bad bastards
I’d never let you see them
I heard they kicked the shit out
Of some young lad last week
Cuz’ he was a few days late payin’ for a bag of weed
If it was something a little harder
Imagine the repercussions
They keep hammers in their boot
Giving permanent concussions
So do you remember your man who got caught collecting the cash?
Yeh!
These boys are his employer!
They love a scrap
And fancy that
I’m the perfect candidate for gettin’ a slap
Cuz’ they’re the supply
They drive a GTi
They’ll rip you off at the session
When you’re locked
On the sly
Look for the clue in his tribal tattoo
And don’t forget
They run a fitness blog too
Is the your man who has the girlfriend with Only Fans?
Yup - and I hear she’s making fat stacks too!
But let me explain what happened next
One of the bastards slithers up to the bar
Two pint bottles he demands
Waving a fifty in his hands
I unenthusiastically comply
And lob a dagger at him
With me eye
And as his juiced up pal joins
They turn their backs
And with an arrogant disregard
Strut to the jacks
It’s about to go down
These boys are up to no good
Dressed in the highest of fashion
Wearing a fanny pack and sliders
Sniffin’ their lines through rolled up fivers
Their so versatile
Their so legit
Singing if it’s not Gucci, I’m not wearing it
And look for the clue in his tribal tattoo
And don’t forget they run a fitness blog too
These two bastards
Behind the door in the jacks
I give it a little knock
And then an almighty whack
I get no reply
So I peek from above
What? They’re sniffing lines of cock
And making some love
As my gob hangs open
To my surprise
They glance up t’wards me
I see fear in their eyes
They scramble, pull up their jocks
Knock down the door
I’m still stunned and I fall to the floor
They grab me by the neck
Scream in me face
We’ll thump the head off you
If you let this secret escape
Lads! Relax, this is totally fine
I was convinced you were sniffin’ lines
See their both walking contradictions
Of weight lifting and drug addiction
Yes we’re all walking contradictions
Cuz’ that’s just the human condition
And we all just want someone to talk to
Yes we all just need somebody to talk to
Do do do do do do do duhduh duh
Do do do do do do do duhduh duh
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
