Stewardess

[Chorus] Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my destination Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my home Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian Never mind the times, never mind the times [Verse 1] And as a matter of fact You're just the kind of alone and temperamental So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe Extend your earlobe, 'cause it's a cold day out there And your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray [Chorus] Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my destination Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my home Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian Never mind the times, oh, I never mind the times [Verse 2] And as a matter of fact You're underpaid for all that you can offer So tell the boys that they can fight over your one-star uniform Yeah, they can take everything that they've worked for And that you've worked for And shove it right where the sun don't shine Right where the sun don't shine, got it? [Chorus] Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my destination Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi I'm going to reach my home Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian Never mind the times, never mind the times [Verse 1] And as a matter of fact You're just the kind of alone and temperamental So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe Extend your earlobe, she's a nothing, she's a nobody But you, you just keep staring at her, don't you? Don't you?