Stewardess

[Chorus]

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my destination

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my home

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

Never mind the times, never mind the times

[Verse 1]

And as a matter of fact

You're just the kind of alone and temperamental

So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle

Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe

Extend your earlobe, 'cause it's a cold day out there

And your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray

[Chorus]

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my destination

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my home

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

Never mind the times, oh, I never mind the times

[Verse 2]

And as a matter of fact

You're underpaid for all that you can offer

So tell the boys that they can fight over your one-star uniform

Yeah, they can take everything that they've worked for

And that you've worked for

And shove it right where the sun don't shine

Right where the sun don't shine, got it?

[Chorus]

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my destination

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi

I'm going to reach my home

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over

Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian

Never mind the times, never mind the times

[Verse 1]

And as a matter of fact

You're just the kind of alone and temperamental

So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle

Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe

Extend your earlobe, she's a nothing, she's a nobody

But you, you just keep staring at her, don't you?

Don't you?