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[Verse 1: Serengeti] Yeah Hey Kim, we can go for a swim You could even join YOOME with me and Tony Trimm Hopefully we'll fall in love and I can move in I'll treat you like a quarterback after the team wins Kim I first saw you on T-Mobile That's a [lotto?] commercial that only aired local Kim And when you're on TV, time stops My marriage went awful, like a kid born a cyclops Kim, there you go again We'll live in California, a place with the prefix of Glen OK? Kim, whatever you like I'll make you macaroni, sing you Tenderoni It'll be our life, OK? Oh, Kim I Googled you and you arе involved with a man named Tim I hope it's going awful likе my marriage has been Selfish, Kim, but Kim, OK, I'll protect you like a baby I'll get in shape and shit, and work out like crazy Kim, maybe we could even have a baby We'll do art together and drive our friends crazy Kim, I hope you date coloreds Your last fella was white, like pillowcase covers I wish I had a different mother She would be from Korea and we would match each other Like the same brand of peanut butter I'm tired of being black and motherfucking Danny Glover, Kim It's truly tough being a brother With humor like Bill Murray—not Chris Tucker Kim, I love the image that you're portraying I left the wife and kids and I'm staying at the Days Inn Kim, heard you were on TV with Ashton Kutcher If you want me to give up rap, then I'll become a butcher Get shit tight like a suture We'll take in stray dogs and we'll get 'em neutered I bought you a new computer A portable one and you can take it on your scooter [Verse 2: Kim Haden] Dave, I don't wanna join your band I'll never fall in love, don't ever slap me on the butt I never got paid for that stupid commercial Dave, you have way too much time on your hands, Dave I think you need to mend your marriage, Dave You know, I'm moving out of Cali soon, Dave I don't like Bobby Brown Me and Tim's relationship is going sweet It might take you over a year to get in shape, Dave And I don't wanna have kids No, I don't I love beautiful white skin You should be proud of your mother, Dave You'll never match anything, Dave You should be proud of your race Stop complaining, be proud of your race I don't write this stuff, Dave, it's just a job to me Ashton Kutcher was really cool, he was really nice I don't care if you stop rapping or if you keep going Really, it doesn't matter to me, Dave I would never take in a stray animal I don't need your gifts, Dave Stop dreaming, face reality