Six‐Pack

Everything you see is free within this room And your ex-wife and ex-daughter Who hate your guts to death They love you within this room Everything within this room was made just for you Chattels of deception are only good when they're in use The outside world is large and it's filled with empty beds Resort to your delusions and live within your head Within this room Within this room That brand new type of religion that you feared too much to try Will hold you tight through the night in this room Those bananas and vegetables that you hated previously You love 'em within this room And now you got a six-pack, now you've got a six-pack Now you've got a puppy, now you've got a tan Now you've got Pamela Anderson reading you a bedtime story And every scratch card is a fucking winner Well, you've done time behind bars And now you're making time in front of them But you know you'll never leave this room And this room will never leave you You're just a creature of bad habit You've got nothing and no one to live for But you've got this room And guess what? This room has got you