Persephone

[Verse 1] I've called Persephone By the name Purse-a-phone And Greek goddesses aren't what You grab when leaving home My phone's inside my purse Purse-a-phone would like it there, like Hades' lair I pray Greek gods don't see me Butchering names and not believing [Chorus] But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity There isn't much that you could do to stop me Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece Please don't visit me, Persephone [Verse 2] And I've said Protestant Just like Pro-test-ant too And it's not a word, let alone a church That you could send donations to Who needs mistakes And stupid phrases that aren't real anyway? If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life [Chorus] But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity There isn't much that you could do to stop me Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece Please don't visit, Purse-phone [Bridge] What if I don't Let 'em know that I don't know anything Because I don't Even know anything [Chorus] But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity There isn't much that you could do to stop me Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece Please don't visit me, please don't visit I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity There isn't much that you could do to stop me Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece Please don't visit me, please don't visit I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity There isn't much that you could do to stop me Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece Please don't visit me, Perseph-en-phone