Persephone

[Verse 1]

I've called Persephone

By the name Purse-a-phone

And Greek goddesses aren't what

You grab when leaving home

My phone's inside my purse

Purse-a-phone would like it there, like Hades' lair

I pray Greek gods don't see me

Butchering names and not believing

[Chorus]

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, Persephone

[Verse 2]

And I've said Protestant

Just like Pro-test-ant too

And it's not a word, let alone a church

That you could send donations to

Who needs mistakes

And stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?

If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times

Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life

[Chorus]

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit, Purse-phone

[Bridge]

What if I don't

Let 'em know that I don't know anything

Because I don't

Even know anything

[Chorus]

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, please don't visit

I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, please don't visit

I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, Perseph-en-phone