The Big Bang

[Verse 1] Walk through crate & barrel, flatware presentation They didn’t aim for me in market segmentation I feel like Piper Chapman, pre-incarceration Eternally patient, and answering when the phone rang Ooh, the phone rang [Chorus] And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang [Verse 2] I've got a cute apartment And my life is an advertisement I identify wine subtypes by taste Look in J. Crew and see my boyfriend’s face Yeah it graced, ooh, the third page [Chorus] And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang And I’ve known of it since the Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang