High Speed

She's like Look at this pollution Man It's turning us to plastic We won't even have to wait for ai Isn't that fantastic We're like the borg but more bored Data but more lore Oh Emotions such a chore Just command me like you're Brain dead but breast fed Megabytes straight from that mothership internet When my computer goes to sleep I guarantee it dreams of me Nobody knows me better than my search history We share a special bond History’s all logged Won’t forget me when I’m gone Even though I can only type like 30 words a minute I’m high speed I’m testy I’m a blessing to the word processor With some real boy feelings Oh please Here’s my pledge of allegiance To the kids I can already hear making fun of this I respect a good quip In fact I’m looking forward to reading it She’s like Look at this delusion Man It’s turning us erratic We’ve lost all our sense of patience Now It’s that just tragic To a modem spitting static A new language has plagued us Yada yada yada Shut up I’m trying to stream this Imagine who we’d be At the start of any other century Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m high speed I’m testy I’m a blessing to the word processor With some real boy feelings Oh please Here’s my pledge of allegiance To the kids I can already hear making fun of this I respect a good quip In fact I’m looking forward to reading it Here’s my pledge of allegiance To the kids I can already hear making fun of this I liked the older shit Whatever happened to single mothers