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Amsterdam Skit Lyrics — Skepta | Dork

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Skepta
Amsterdam Skit Lyrics

Lyrics

Amsterdam Skit

From Microphone Champion2009

Written by Skepta

Produced by Skepta

Lyrics

Amsterdam Skit

Nah (Laughter) Nah, man Oi, it's got no shape Nah, bruv Nah, nah What you doing? It's just straight Oi, oi, oi, that's too big for you, bruv Nah, nah (Laughter) (Pass me the lighter, pass me the lighter) Ay, no no no no, no man that joint's too big for you, bruv (It's light though bruv) It's not (Laughter) Nah, nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, you're killing me (Alright) What's man doing? [?] I swear we can [?] to the red light district Oi, what? Should we go red light district? (Laughter) Nah man, let's go then innit? Alright, should we go red light? Aight, can we-

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About this track

"Amsterdam Skit" is a song by Skepta from the album Microphone Champion, released in 2009. The song was written by Skepta. It was produced by Skepta.

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