The Granton Star Cause

[Verse 1] Big Boab Coyle was a Granton Star man 'Til God came along, fucked all of his plans He loved a kick-about and he loved a good laugh Got chucked by his missus and booted out his gaff God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time Boab's on his knees, God's [?] [Chorus] [?] You're just like me Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV [?] once for aye Twice for naw [Verse 2] The Granton Star Cause ruined Boab's poor life With him slapping pools of grease off the edge of a knife Now things couldn't get worse- he's got a taste for shite The Granton Star Cause made Boab no right Then God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time Now Boab's on his knees, God's [?] [Chorus] [?] You're just like me Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV [?] once for aye Twice for naw [Bridge] Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please, please don't shite in my mouth Please [Chorus] [?] You're just like me Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV [?] once for aye Twice for naw [?]