[Verse 1]
Big Boab Coyle was a Granton Star man
'Til God came along, fucked all of his plans
He loved a kick-about and he loved a good laugh
Got chucked by his missus and booted out his gaff
God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time
Boab's on his knees, God's [?]
[Chorus]
[?]
You're just like me
Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV
[?] once for aye
Twice for naw
[Verse 2]
The Granton Star Cause ruined Boab's poor life
With him slapping pools of grease off the edge of a knife
Now things couldn't get worse- he's got a taste for shite
The Granton Star Cause made Boab no right
Then God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time
Now Boab's on his knees, God's [?]
[Chorus]
[?]
You're just like me
Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV
[?] once for aye
Twice for naw
[Bridge]
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please, please don't shite in my mouth
Please
[Chorus]
[?]
You're just like me
Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV
[?] once for aye
Twice for naw
[?]
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