The Granton Star Cause

[Verse 1]

Big Boab Coyle was a Granton Star man

'Til God came along, fucked all of his plans

He loved a kick-about and he loved a good laugh

Got chucked by his missus and booted out his gaff

God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time

Boab's on his knees, God's [?]

[Chorus]

[?]

You're just like me

Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV

[?] once for aye

Twice for naw

[Verse 2]

The Granton Star Cause ruined Boab's poor life

With him slapping pools of grease off the edge of a knife

Now things couldn't get worse- he's got a taste for shite

The Granton Star Cause made Boab no right

Then God pipes up, geein' Boab a hard time

Now Boab's on his knees, God's [?]

[Chorus]

[?]

You're just like me

Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV

[?] once for aye

Twice for naw

[Bridge]

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please, please don't shite in my mouth

Please

[Chorus]

[?]

You're just like me

Now you're sat on your arse watching shite TV

[?] once for aye

Twice for naw

[?]