Paperwork

[Intro: Samples] (Scratching) I ain't just squash you Even if you went and practiced for 50 years, you'd still no hope of beating me Uh huh... Ah... All I know is... ...those against me... ...like you, die And that includes tricky bastards like you Huh... So you're that cold-blooded assassin? The one that the whole of the underworld is frightened of? [Verse 1: Sonnyjim] Sonnyjim I rock shows trying to make everything that I drop dope Your lines are going nowhere like a cokehead with a blocked nose Get your head hacked off, best play the background Rap now's become a big joke like a fat clown I spit this at any rowdy rapper that ain't rhyming right Couldn't blow on a track if you was trapped with a stick of dynamite Cartoon character, I'd ruin your look Listen close I spit knowledge like I'm chewing a book Waste away in wisdom, it's that Fargo philosophy My rap style's fat like a man addicted to Donerme Locking kilos in my one-bedroom castle POW! Boy you get smoked like a macro I keep it rugged and rough, getting rushed in the whirlwind I'm set to stay on top just like a Sumo wrestler's girlfriend Don't let me on the mic, I don't pass it once I got it You won't see it again just like a student's deposit And I swear I won't stop it till Duce is the song's deposit Slice through with an overdose and kill two birds with one stone I'm an A&R's nightmare, industry straight castaway Just another Timmy Mallett man having a wack day I grab a gramophone and quote through the ganja smoke See me playing Alva X, I battle man's in master mode Catch my flow clocking up these discs and cassette tapes I run through MCs till they need their cigarette breaks SJ I'm stressed mate, like drug busts from Skunk Bud Get my point across the room as if I threw a compass Beetlejuice straight from the soul, this is me to you Outlook on life is negative like taking three from two Fact yo, I'm real life like K-Def and Larry O Aggy flow, Jim crack the rapper like pistachio Stranglehold the scene I'm coming crashing through your rooftop It's Sonny talking Jim the sharpest chisel in your toolbox [Scratches / Samples] (Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder" - Rakim) (Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic" - Rakim) (Scratching: "After you hear me it won't be so confident" - Rakim) (Scratching: "You know me brother") (Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder") (Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic") (Scratching: "I don't give a fuck who you run with") [Verse 2: Sonnyjim] Ay yo it's Sonny chugging Jameson with soda water mixed in You started talking shit but now it's over pokey prick I'm on a mission to Mars with mon-soliloquy stars Serve it like a chef with a Michelin star And I'll piss on your car and punch a hole through your plasterboard I'm rough with the bars 'cause what I got a passion for Like yeah motherfucker, I'm talking to you We can take this shit outside like a portable loo And I'm as cocky as they come cause this rap shit I've mastered it You weed-eating MCs, the one with the donuts after it Challengers get hammered quick and put in their place You need more Faith like Biggie's widow puttin' on weight Starving artists can't stand these bog-standard MCs Jim jump on a beat I'm bound to land on my feet Jim's a one-man band and I'm buzzing off the power trip White label Soul Trader man I put the hours in [Outro: Scratches / Samples] (Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder") (Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic") (Scratching: "After you hear me it won't be so confident") (Scratching: "You know me brother") (Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder") (Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic") (Scratching: "Can bite it and recite it off the top of the dome") (Scratching: "If you got beef then bring it on, but you will never fuck with me lyrically cause I'm on some other shit you gotta be able to do what I do" - KRS-One) (Scratching: "Your rhymes sound dope but mines is better") (Scratching: "Can bite it and recite it off the top of the dome") (Scratching: "When you rhyme around me you'll feel like less of a man" - Eminem) (Scratching: "Bring it on")