Paperwork

[Intro: Samples]

(Scratching)

I ain't just squash you

Even if you went and practiced for 50 years, you'd still no hope of beating me

Uh huh... Ah...

All I know is...

...those against me...

...like you, die

And that includes tricky bastards like you

Huh...

So you're that cold-blooded assassin?

The one that the whole of the underworld is frightened of?

[Verse 1: Sonnyjim]

Sonnyjim I rock shows trying to make everything that I drop dope

Your lines are going nowhere like a cokehead with a blocked nose

Get your head hacked off, best play the background

Rap now's become a big joke like a fat clown

I spit this at any rowdy rapper that ain't rhyming right

Couldn't blow on a track if you was trapped with a stick of dynamite

Cartoon character, I'd ruin your look

Listen close I spit knowledge like I'm chewing a book

Waste away in wisdom, it's that Fargo philosophy

My rap style's fat like a man addicted to Donerme

Locking kilos in my one-bedroom castle

POW! Boy you get smoked like a macro

I keep it rugged and rough, getting rushed in the whirlwind

I'm set to stay on top just like a Sumo wrestler's girlfriend

Don't let me on the mic, I don't pass it once I got it

You won't see it again just like a student's deposit

And I swear I won't stop it till Duce is the song's deposit

Slice through with an overdose and kill two birds with one stone

I'm an A&R's nightmare, industry straight castaway

Just another Timmy Mallett man having a wack day

I grab a gramophone and quote through the ganja smoke

See me playing Alva X, I battle man's in master mode

Catch my flow clocking up these discs and cassette tapes

I run through MCs till they need their cigarette breaks

SJ I'm stressed mate, like drug busts from Skunk Bud

Get my point across the room as if I threw a compass

Beetlejuice straight from the soul, this is me to you

Outlook on life is negative like taking three from two

Fact yo, I'm real life like K-Def and Larry O

Aggy flow, Jim crack the rapper like pistachio

Stranglehold the scene I'm coming crashing through your rooftop

It's Sonny talking Jim the sharpest chisel in your toolbox

[Scratches / Samples]

(Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder" - Rakim)

(Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic" - Rakim)

(Scratching: "After you hear me it won't be so confident" - Rakim)

(Scratching: "You know me brother")

(Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder")

(Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic")

(Scratching: "I don't give a fuck who you run with")

[Verse 2: Sonnyjim]

Ay yo it's Sonny chugging Jameson with soda water mixed in

You started talking shit but now it's over pokey prick

I'm on a mission to Mars with mon-soliloquy stars

Serve it like a chef with a Michelin star

And I'll piss on your car and punch a hole through your plasterboard

I'm rough with the bars 'cause what I got a passion for

Like yeah motherfucker, I'm talking to you

We can take this shit outside like a portable loo

And I'm as cocky as they come cause this rap shit I've mastered it

You weed-eating MCs, the one with the donuts after it

Challengers get hammered quick and put in their place

You need more Faith like Biggie's widow puttin' on weight

Starving artists can't stand these bog-standard MCs

Jim jump on a beat I'm bound to land on my feet

Jim's a one-man band and I'm buzzing off the power trip

White label Soul Trader man I put the hours in

[Outro: Scratches / Samples]

(Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder")

(Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic")

(Scratching: "After you hear me it won't be so confident")

(Scratching: "You know me brother")

(Scratching: "I rap with a chip on my shoulder")

(Scratching: "Every time I recite you feel sorry for the mic")

(Scratching: "Can bite it and recite it off the top of the dome")

(Scratching: "If you got beef then bring it on, but you will never fuck with me lyrically cause I'm on some other shit you gotta be able to do what I do" - KRS-One)

(Scratching: "Your rhymes sound dope but mines is better")

(Scratching: "Can bite it and recite it off the top of the dome")

(Scratching: "When you rhyme around me you'll feel like less of a man" - Eminem)

(Scratching: "Bring it on")