Landmines

Well, call me on my landline I ain't gonna answer I can't talk to robots I can't take those chances A landline's better than a landmine I guess I'll take my chances You'll find buried bodies Right on down the road Right between the landmines Ready to explode Landlords and lawyers on the front line Stompin' on those landmines So watch where you walk Tread light You better watch your step One step at a time When you're walkin' through that field of landmines Your papa was a preacher Your mama was a dancer You never know They're pretty old They might have the answer Left a slice out last night Might be right where the ants were Eggshells and earthquakes Crackin' underfoot You never know When she might blow The devil's on the loose The telephone is ringin' I don't need the bad news So watch where you walk Tread light You better watch your step One step at a time When you're walkin' through a field of landmines Well, a landline's better than a landmine This much I know So call me on my landline I don't have a phone A landline's better than a landmine That's one thing fo' sho So watch where you walk Tread light Watch your step One step at a time You're walkin' though a field of landmines Landmines