Make Her Laugh

Up the river without a raft You've done your worst with your better half You better think of something fast You better make her laugh Well, it's after hours at the break of dawn You've made your bed all day long I must be doing something wrong Are those tears of joy, or are you just cryin'? Just when you think you've had enough And you're tired of tryin' to suck it up I know you can make her laugh Like a child on a carnival ride (Make her laugh) Laugh the mascara right off her eyes (Make her laugh) As she's walkin' away, just give it one more try I know you can make her laugh Well, you can leave when you want But please leave us laughing Leave us wondering what the fuck just happened Your ironic cynical sarcastic sense of humor's got me wondering, if I ever had a chance You know you can't make her love you But you sure can make her cry You can't make her make up her mind Just when you think you've had enough And you're tired of tryin' to suck it up I know you can make her laugh Like a child on a carnival ride (Make her laugh) Laugh the mascara right off her eyes (Make her laugh) As she's walking away, give it one more try I know you can make her laugh I'm bombin' tonight Crickets fill the sky I'm dying on the vine When I see you smile again Well, I can make her laugh Now, I'm first in line for the last word now None of the sadness or madness has yet to die down There's nothing to do but laugh out loud It was all just a joke anyhow So make her laugh Like a child on a carnival ride (Make her laugh) Laugh the mascara right off her eyes (Make her laugh) As she's walking away, just give it one more try I know you can make her laugh So make her laugh Make her laugh I know you can make her laugh