Beat the Clock (Single Version)

You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock Well, I was born a little premature (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Mom just couldn't take no more (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Had no time to learn to cry Goodbye, Mom, I got to fly Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) In school when I was two (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Ph.D. by afternoon (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Never entered any sports Didn't look too good in shorts Got divorced when I was four (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I've seen everything there is I've done everything there is I've been everyone but this Now I'm even made off this No time for relationships Skip the four-day lettering You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat The clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you Gotta beat the clock You gotta beat The clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, life is not so shrapnel-y (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Parts of me unravel-y (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) The Army then rejected me Said I had two flat feet Wore them out when I was three (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Too bad there ain't ten of you (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Then I'd show you what I'd do (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) I could cheat on five of you And be faithful to you too But there's only one of you (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I've seen everything there is I've done everything there is I've been everyone but this Now I'm even made off this No time for relationships Skip the four-day lettering You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat The clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you Gotta beat the clock You gotta beat The clock, you gotta beat the clock) You gotta beat the clock