Lighten Up, Morrissey

She won't go out with me, no She won't go out with me because my intellect's paper-thin She won't go out with me, no She won't go out with me since my intellect's not like him So lighten up, Morrissey She won't hang out with me, no She won't hang out with me til my biting wit bites like his She won't hang out with me, no She won't hang out with til my quick retort's quick as his So lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey She won't have sex with me, no She won't have sex 'less it's done with a pseudonym She won't do sport with me, no She won't do sport, says it's way way too masculine Look at him So lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey I got comparisons comin' out my ears And she never can hit the pause If only Morrisey weren't so Morrisey, yes She might overlook all my flaws So lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up So lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up Morrisey She won't dine out with me, no She won't dine out since my t-bone steak isn't raw She won't dine out with me, no She won't dine out with a murderer Pass the salt Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey (lighten up) Lighten up, lighten up (lighten up) Lighten up, Morrisey (lighten up) Lighten up, lighten up (lighten up) Lighten up, Morrisey (lighten up) Lighten up, lighten up (lighten up) Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, Morrisey Lighten up, Morrisey