When You're a French Director

[Verse 1] When you're a French director It seems la vie est belle Women say “oui,” they long to be Top of the bill, oh well [Verse 2] When you're a French director You're an auteur as well What does that mean? Every scene must be obscure as hell (as hell) [Verse 3] When you're a French director You never smile, what's the deal? Hollywood guys, with their CGI eyes smile But their films lack “le feel” (le feel) [Verse 4] When you're a French director Un César, do you really care? You can't admit it but you could fit it Right on that shelf, over there [Verse 5] When you're a French director You know la vie est belle Women say “oui,” they long to be Top of the bill, oh merde [Chant]