Squidward Breathes

[Chorus] I feel so strange I feel so odd This is rare, I'm breathing air! Someone applaud! Oh, the oxygen is flowing Throuogh my lungs Oh, boy! 02! Expanding, contracting And beating like a drum Oh, what's that smell? (Sniffs) Oh, it's me I gasp, I sigh. (Sighs) I feel so free! This big schnoz can breathe! I wanna cry! Oh, I'm happy for once in my life! Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling Each breath is so alive I'm alive! But wait! I feel so strange It's Kafkaesque! Look it up La, la, la, la, la. Look at me! I'm so transformed! It's not in jest Thank you very much! La, da, dee, la da doo Oh, this is rare! I'm breathing air! Someone applaud! (Sighs)