Squidward Breathes

[Chorus]

I feel so strange

I feel so odd

This is rare, I'm breathing air!

Someone applaud!

Oh, the oxygen is flowing

Throuogh my lungs

Oh, boy! 02!

Expanding, contracting

And beating like a drum

Oh, what's that smell? (Sniffs) Oh, it's me

I gasp, I sigh. (Sighs)

I feel so free!

This big schnoz can breathe!

I wanna cry!

Oh, I'm happy for once in my life!

Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling

Each breath is so alive

I'm alive!

But wait! I feel so strange

It's Kafkaesque! Look it up

La, la, la, la, la. Look at me! I'm so transformed!

It's not in jest

Thank you very much!

La, da, dee, la da doo

Oh, this is rare! I'm breathing air!

Someone applaud! (Sighs)