Monster Jam

[Spoonie Gee] You say one for the trouble, two for the time C'mon girls, let's rock that *whistle blows* [The Sequence] Wham, bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat Wham, bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat [Angie B] You're the S to the P the double O-N-Y You're the one MC I will never deny You better watch out and I tell ya why 'Cause I'm Angie B, I might give you a try Now you're looking in my eyes and you're in a trance And all you can think of is my sweet romance Hey Spoonie Gee, I'm Angie B And I'd like to know what you got for me [Spoonie Gee] Well I'm a cherry piece, sometimes I'm a plum Sweet as sugar, baby, c'mon and get some What you've been waiting for, my dear That month-by-month, year-by-year That day-by-day, that week-by-week Now you got a chance, girl, I'm at my peak My rap is strong, my love is long And I'm a ding of a bell before it goes dong [Blondy] With my brown eyes and my cherry lips You can't refuse my walnut hips Everyone see me walk down the street They know I'm the one with the foxy beat And I can turn ya on and I can turn ya off 'Cause I got control 'cause I am the boss I'm like an Al Capone of the microphone If you can't go with it, then you've got to go home [The Sequence] Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat [Spoonie Gee] Pound for pound, like inch for inch Was something about this girl that I did sense From the way you look and that nice hairdo That must have been what attract me to you When I asked for the loving, you put me in line Said, "Huh it's too soon, you're not that kind" Well I can understand, Cheryl, that you want to last But after all ya know, a long time has passed When times come around, you say you're not ready When all ya gotta do is close your eyes and rock steady Time for love, no time for hip-hopping 'Cause once I'm gone I ain't no stopping So think it over, Cheryl, tell me what you're gonna do 'Cause I've got loving all just for you [Cheryl The Pearl] You see Mama Dog is what they say I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee in a vicious way Well I go by the name of the Wonder Girl I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee all over the world I'm a beautiful lady in and out I was raised in a city of the beautiful South You see I like a man with plenty of charm And if he got some money, can't do no harm Professional, now I pronounce I'm gonna rock this mic with my vicious sound You see I'm just what the doctor ordered C'mon and let me check out all your boys I say some words you never heard And I'll hum in your ear like a mockingbird Just like the penicillin pill I'll make you well as if you're ill But if you're ill, can ya understand? I'm like the pill they call Dristan [The Sequence] Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat [Angie B & Spoonie G] Gotta special rap to do it all Ring a ding ding, telephone call Spoonie, you can call me any time of the day 'Cause I'll always have something to say Like Spoonie, "What's happening?" "You, Angie baby, I gave you the ring" See I got you in my arms and I'm squeezing you tight The warmth of my body's like dynamite I'm a sonic listener, a mind twister I'm Angie B, your soul sister I'm right on time and I'm never late So come on, Blondy, and participate [Blondy] I'll walk through hell without a sweat And I'll swim the Atlantic Ocean without getting wet I'll walk through coal without a chill And I drop a can of beer without a spill You see I rock a party from a-sun to sun When I rock a party, it's never done But I rock a party from a-week to week And I rock a party so very neat You see I never mess up, I'm not lazy All the fellas in the house just go crazy I sing them highs, I sing them lows I bring all the freaks to their toes [Cheryl The Pearl] Like Peaches and Herb, Herb and Peaches I'm Cheryl The Pearl, the grandmaster's teaching Gonna tell you a little story about Gloryhallastoopid-PsychoAlphaDisco-BetaBioDoTheHoochieCoochie Go knock, knock, come on in The party of the night has just began The freaks are here, no one is dead And can I hear somebody say "Go 'head?" (Go 'head!) (Go 'head!) (Go 'head!) (Go 'head!) [The Sequence] Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat [Spoonie Gee] Just listen to what I say We could talk about the matter in a OJ Or talk about the matter over a cup of tea But whatever you do, conversate with me You know I know a lot of dudes try to rap to you But after all, girl, say what can you do? Say, hey girl, look at what ya got cookin' But that's an old rap so the dude's a sap Well I can tell it to your face, don't have to write a letter To prove it to ya, baby, I could satisfy ya better I give you some of this, but at your own risk 'Cause I'm one man that you can't resist Then I'm so shrewd to get you in the mood Before you know it, you'll be in the nude And in your house, you'll be waiting for me The man they call the cold-crushin' lover, MC Spoonie Gee! [The Sequence] Freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat I said freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat I said rock, rock, rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo! I said rock rock rock rock rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo! Freeze! [The Sequence] Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat Wham bam, the monster jam Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat [Blondy] Blondy is what they say I'm sweeter than the candy they call the big PayDay Like Gloria Vanderbilt gangster jeans I'm the one they fit so mean Like the Charlie's Angels on the go Now I'm the angel that you should know Like Dolly Parton stickin' out in the front Like Blondy makin' the fellas grunt I say I get more sex than a cat chase mice Hey cold-crushin' lover, I'm twice as nice! If a change of pace is what you want Get ready! This is a serious joint Because my raps are always right on time Gonna give you the chance to feel real fine Now if you're in the groove of the beat Come on, Spoonie Gee, and rap to me [Spoonie Gee & (The Sequence)] Say I will not stop (I will not stop) I must keep on rocking (I must keep on rocking) Say I will not stop (I will not stop) I must keep on rapping (I must keep on rapping) He's the cold-crushin' lover (He's the cold-crushin' lover) And you know there is no other (There is no other) He's MC Spoonie Gee! (He's MC Spoonie Gee!) And ain't a man quite like he (Ain't a man quite like he) [Spoonie G] Now say one for the trouble, two for the time Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows] You say one for the trouble, two for the time Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows]