Monster Jam

[Spoonie Gee]

You say one for the trouble, two for the time

C'mon girls, let's rock that *whistle blows*

[The Sequence]

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham, bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Angie B]

You're the S to the P the double O-N-Y

You're the one MC I will never deny

You better watch out and I tell ya why

'Cause I'm Angie B, I might give you a try

Now you're looking in my eyes and you're in a trance

And all you can think of is my sweet romance

Hey Spoonie Gee, I'm Angie B

And I'd like to know what you got for me

[Spoonie Gee]

Well I'm a cherry piece, sometimes I'm a plum

Sweet as sugar, baby, c'mon and get some

What you've been waiting for, my dear

That month-by-month, year-by-year

That day-by-day, that week-by-week

Now you got a chance, girl, I'm at my peak

My rap is strong, my love is long

And I'm a ding of a bell before it goes dong

[Blondy]

With my brown eyes and my cherry lips

You can't refuse my walnut hips

Everyone see me walk down the street

They know I'm the one with the foxy beat

And I can turn ya on and I can turn ya off

'Cause I got control 'cause I am the boss

I'm like an Al Capone of the microphone

If you can't go with it, then you've got to go home

[The Sequence]

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Spoonie Gee]

Pound for pound, like inch for inch

Was something about this girl that I did sense

From the way you look and that nice hairdo

That must have been what attract me to you

When I asked for the loving, you put me in line

Said, "Huh it's too soon, you're not that kind"

Well I can understand, Cheryl, that you want to last

But after all ya know, a long time has passed

When times come around, you say you're not ready

When all ya gotta do is close your eyes and rock steady

Time for love, no time for hip-hopping

'Cause once I'm gone I ain't no stopping

So think it over, Cheryl, tell me what you're gonna do

'Cause I've got loving all just for you

[Cheryl The Pearl]

You see Mama Dog is what they say

I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee in a vicious way

Well I go by the name of the Wonder Girl

I'm gonna rock Spoonie Gee all over the world

I'm a beautiful lady in and out

I was raised in a city of the beautiful South

You see I like a man with plenty of charm

And if he got some money, can't do no harm

Professional, now I pronounce

I'm gonna rock this mic with my vicious sound

You see I'm just what the doctor ordered

C'mon and let me check out all your boys

I say some words you never heard

And I'll hum in your ear like a mockingbird

Just like the penicillin pill

I'll make you well as if you're ill

But if you're ill, can ya understand?

I'm like the pill they call Dristan

[The Sequence]

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Angie B & Spoonie G]

Gotta special rap to do it all

Ring a ding ding, telephone call

Spoonie, you can call me any time of the day

'Cause I'll always have something to say

Like Spoonie, "What's happening?"

"You, Angie baby, I gave you the ring"

See I got you in my arms and I'm squeezing you tight

The warmth of my body's like dynamite

I'm a sonic listener, a mind twister

I'm Angie B, your soul sister

I'm right on time and I'm never late

So come on, Blondy, and participate

[Blondy]

I'll walk through hell without a sweat

And I'll swim the Atlantic Ocean without getting wet

I'll walk through coal without a chill

And I drop a can of beer without a spill

You see I rock a party from a-sun to sun

When I rock a party, it's never done

But I rock a party from a-week to week

And I rock a party so very neat

You see I never mess up, I'm not lazy

All the fellas in the house just go crazy

I sing them highs, I sing them lows

I bring all the freaks to their toes

[Cheryl The Pearl]

Like Peaches and Herb, Herb and Peaches

I'm Cheryl The Pearl, the grandmaster's teaching

Gonna tell you a little story about Gloryhallastoopid-PsychoAlphaDisco-BetaBioDoTheHoochieCoochie

Go knock, knock, come on in

The party of the night has just began

The freaks are here, no one is dead

And can I hear somebody say "Go 'head?"

(Go 'head!)

(Go 'head!)

(Go 'head!)

(Go 'head!)

[The Sequence]

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Spoonie Gee]

Just listen to what I say

We could talk about the matter in a OJ

Or talk about the matter over a cup of tea

But whatever you do, conversate with me

You know I know a lot of dudes try to rap to you

But after all, girl, say what can you do?

Say, hey girl, look at what ya got cookin'

But that's an old rap so the dude's a sap

Well I can tell it to your face, don't have to write a letter

To prove it to ya, baby, I could satisfy ya better

I give you some of this, but at your own risk

'Cause I'm one man that you can't resist

Then I'm so shrewd to get you in the mood

Before you know it, you'll be in the nude

And in your house, you'll be waiting for me

The man they call the cold-crushin' lover, MC Spoonie Gee!

[The Sequence]

Freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat

I said freak, freak it's so unique for us to rock Spoonie Gee out of his seat

I said rock, rock, rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo!

I said rock rock rock rock rickity-ro rock, rick-rock that stereo!

Freeze!

[The Sequence]

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

Wham bam, the monster jam

Get up, everybody, and do the freak to the beat

[Blondy]

Blondy is what they say

I'm sweeter than the candy they call the big PayDay

Like Gloria Vanderbilt gangster jeans

I'm the one they fit so mean

Like the Charlie's Angels on the go

Now I'm the angel that you should know

Like Dolly Parton stickin' out in the front

Like Blondy makin' the fellas grunt

I say I get more sex than a cat chase mice

Hey cold-crushin' lover, I'm twice as nice!

If a change of pace is what you want

Get ready! This is a serious joint

Because my raps are always right on time

Gonna give you the chance to feel real fine

Now if you're in the groove of the beat

Come on, Spoonie Gee, and rap to me

[Spoonie Gee & (The Sequence)]

Say I will not stop (I will not stop)

I must keep on rocking (I must keep on rocking)

Say I will not stop (I will not stop)

I must keep on rapping (I must keep on rapping)

He's the cold-crushin' lover (He's the cold-crushin' lover)

And you know there is no other (There is no other)

He's MC Spoonie Gee! (He's MC Spoonie Gee!)

And ain't a man quite like he (Ain't a man quite like he)

[Spoonie G]

Now say one for the trouble, two for the time

Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows]

You say one for the trouble, two for the time

Come on, girls, let's rock that [whistle blows]