Lady with Dog

I wake up and hear him Black dog in my yard Scratching at my back door Get away from me black dog! He’s there in the morning Pissing on my rug Now he’s sniffing in my kitchen Get away from me black dog! White lady came calling She’s looking for her dog She’s there in my parlour now She says “Have you seen my little dog?” “Have you seen my black dog?” “Oh yes madam I’ve seen him He’s here, see the hole that he’s dug And I keep falling in it, and just look at the state of my rug! Won’t you please take your dog” “Oh no I’m staying with my dog” “Won’t you please take your dog?” “No, don’t you know I’m staying with my dog" “Please”