Lady with Dog

I wake up and hear him

Black dog in my yard

Scratching at my back door

Get away from me black dog!

He’s there in the morning

Pissing on my rug

Now he’s sniffing in my kitchen

Get away from me black dog!

White lady came calling

She’s looking for her dog

She’s there in my parlour now

She says “Have you seen my little dog?”

“Have you seen my black dog?”

“Oh yes madam I’ve seen him

He’s here, see the hole that he’s dug

And I keep falling in it, and just look at the state of my rug!

Won’t you please take your dog”

“Oh no I’m staying with my dog”

“Won’t you please take your dog?”

“No, don’t you know I’m staying with my dog"

“Please”