[Verse 1]
Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
[Chorus]
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
[Verse 2]
A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about
He knows so much about these things
[Chorus]
